John Cunin, owner of the Cypress Club in San Francisco, decided to have some fun, and put together a list of the “Top 10 Descriptors a Winemaker Hates to Hear.”
Here is his list, presented Letterman countdown-style:
10. wet rodent
9. Labrador breath
8. mace
7. moist navel lint
6. ’63 Chevy Nova exhaust
5. a men’s room at a baseball park during a game
4. mustard gas
3. Velveeta
2. old running shoes
1. old running shorts